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I Totally Need A Wife

I Totally Need A Wife

“You and your wife willbe happy in your life together.” I just had to laugh when I received this fortune earlier this week, since my husband had received the same one a couple of weeks ago. Today is one of those days …
More Cryptic Fortune Cookie Messages

More Cryptic Fortune Cookie Messages

It’s my latest installment of cryptic fortune cookie sayings.  “You can’t learn less.” Technically this is true. But it’s not really a fortune. Maybe a wise saying if we put it in Yoda speak? “Less, you cannot learn. Only more.” “Good news …
Translating Fortune Cookies

Translating Fortune Cookies

What the heck does that mean? We eat a lot of Chinese food. I can’t help it. I think I’m wired to love Asian cuisine. I have yet to try an Asian cuisine I don’t like. The rest of the family enjoys …