It’s my latest installment of cryptic fortune cookie sayings.
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| “You can’t learn less.” |
Technically this is true. But it’s not really a fortune. Maybe a wise saying if we put it in Yoda speak? “Less, you cannot learn. Only more.”
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| “Good news will to you from far away.” |
Ok, I’ll take it. Who’s going to turn down good news?
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| “You should be able to make money and hold on to it” |
I don’t think I’ve ever been chastised by a fortune cookie before. I’m not sure I like its tone. Even if it does have a smiley face at the end of it.
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| “You and your wife will be happy in your life together.” |
Technically not my fortune, but my husband’s. We damn well better be happy together. That’s why I married the guy and we’re still married.
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