More Cryptic Fortune Cookie Messages

It’s my latest installment of cryptic fortune cookie sayings. 
“You can’t learn less.”

Technically this is true. But it’s not really a fortune. Maybe a wise saying if we put it in Yoda speak? “Less, you cannot learn. Only more.”

“Good news will to you from far away.”
Ok, I’ll take it. Who’s going to turn down good news?

“You should be able to make money and hold on to it”
I don’t think I’ve ever been chastised by a fortune cookie before. I’m not sure I like its tone. Even if it does have a smiley face at the end of it.

“You and your wife will be happy in your life together.”
Technically not my fortune, but my husband’s. We damn well better be happy together. That’s why I married the guy and we’re still married.

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